L&S: Kate Middletons family & drunken shenanigans threaten the royal marriage

June 2024 · 3 minute read

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You might get the impression from Kate Middleton is a total lush and a complete embarrassment for the royal family from this Life & Style cover. You would be wrong – the story seems to be about Kate’s BROTHER James being the drunk one. And how he was so blitzed one night that he pissed in a public garden. Which just makes him kind of funny, in my opinion. Anyway, now that Kate is set to join “The Firm” it seems like people are coming out of the woodwork with “embarrassing” photos of her, and some are even rehashing that incident with Kate’s sketchy uncle.

Four months before she’s set to walk down the aisle and marry Prince William, Kate Middleton has reason to panic—photos of her family during a messy, drunken night out last year have surfaced. The photos, exclusively obtained by Life & Style, were taken on April 15, 2009, after the Middleton family — including Kate’s younger sister, Pippa, her brother James, her father, Michael, and her mother, Carole — walked from their London home to the nearby club Raffles, a private members-only lounge for London’s ultrawealthy jetset crowd, to celebrate James’ birthday.

According to an onlooker, James already seemed intoxicated on his way to the club.

“You could tell from the way he was walking that James had been drinking,” an observer tells Life & Style. After just a half an hour inside the club, he emerged for a smoke break. He was so out of it, he shocked bystanders by urinating through a railing into a historic, private garden. And although the family lived just steps away from the club, James had to be escorted home in a taxi.

“Katie was mortified and tried to keep people from taking his picture,” the onlooker recalls, “but he didn’t seem to care.”

The queen is likely to be furious at the Middletons.

“Now that Kate is joining her family, those photos are more embarrassing than when they were originally taken,” a royal insider tells Life & Style. According to the insider, the queen wants the youngsters to party in private. “She’s even asked William and Kate to cut down on their evenings out because she doesn’t think it looks right for them to be partying so much during a recession.”

Kate’s families’ behavior is a constant hovering threat to her reputation. Gary Goldsmith, Kate’s uncle on her mother’s side, caused her enormous embarrassment when he was caught offering cocaine and escort services to an undercover reporter in July 2009. The family shunned him, but Life & Style has learned he’s since worked his way back into their good graces. In fact a royal insider confirms, “He’s set to be invited to the wedding.”

[From Life & Style]

While I’m generally not the biggest fan of Kate, even I think she’s pretty much the least scandalous person in the UK at this point. Is this all they’ve got on her? Some drunk photos, a dodgy uncle and a brother who pisses in public gardens? That’s so tame – and part of the reason I don’t care for Kate. She’s just so bland.

Oh, but it is a good idea for Kate and William to stop partying and clubbing all the time. They’re not kids anymore, you know? It also might be a great idea for them to stop talking nine vacations a year too!

Speaking of, Kate made this week’s Us Weekly cover too. The story looks…zzzz….

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ST ANDREWS, UNITED KINGDOM - JUNE 23: Kate Middleton leaves Younger Hall after her graduation ceremony, June 23, 2005 in St Andrews, Scotland. The Prince, who earnt a 2:1 class Ma in Geography, will lose the special protection set up to prevent the media from trailing him whilst he was in full-time education. William will be conducting his first solo official engagements in New Zealand over the next few months which will include ceremonies marking the anniversary of the end of World War II. (Photo by Bruno Vincent/Getty Images)

CHELTENHAM, UNITED KINGDOM - MARCH 16: Kate Middleton, the girlfriend of Prince William, looks on from the Royal Box on the fourth day of The Annual National Hunt Festival held at Cheltenham Racecourse on March 16, 2007 in Cheltenham, England. (Photo by Ryan Pierse/Getty Images)

TETBURY, ENGLAND - AUGUST 6: Kate Middleton, girlfriend of Prince William, watches the events in the main arena, on the second day of the Gatcombe Park Festival of British Eventing at Gatcombe Park, on August 6, 2005 near Tetbury, England.(Photo by Matt Cardy/Getty Images)

48097, LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM - Wednesday December 1 2010. Royal bride-to-be Kate Middleton attends a carol service at St Luke's Church in Chelsea, London. The princess-in-waiting was wearing her engagemnt ring, a sapphire and diamond ring that belonged to the late Diana, Princess of Wales. Miss Middleton will marry Britain's Prince William on April 29th 2011. Photograph: Jesal Parshotam, PacificCoastNews.com

STOKE ON TRENT, UNITED KINGDOM - NOVEMBER 17: Workers at Aynsley China start producing commemorative plates, cups and mugs to mark the engagement between Britain's Prince William and Kate Middleton on November 17, 2010 in Stoke On Trent, United Kingdom. The historic china company has rushed through production of collectable china after the announcement of their royal wedding yesterday. (Photo by Christopher Furlong/Getty Images)

L&S cover courtesy of Life & Style. Us Weekly cover courtesy of CoverAwards.


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